Poop Shute

HAHAHAHAHA

Just now, as Noel was getting in bed, she mentioned that when she's extremely tired her brain just kind of shuts down. On any normal night she'd spend a good couple minutes brushing her teeth. She takes her oral hygiene much more seriously than anyone I know. But tonight she walked into the bedroom and was making straight for the bed. I reminded her to brush her teeth, and she said something to the effect that she didn't have the stamina to brush her teeth.

This is the resulting conversation.

Joey: You don't have the energy to brush your teeth, but you have the energy to jump up and down?

Noel: Are you crazy? I can't jump up and down.

Joey: I just watched you jump up and down to pull your jammy pants on.

Noel: Oh... Well, that's important.

Joey: Pants are important for sleeping?

Noel: Yes! ...No. Ugh! My brain shuts down when I get exhausted.

Joey: Really? Okay ...Two plus two.

Noel: ...four!

Joey: Okay. Two times two.

Noel: Four! ...I mean six! ...NO FOUR! Oh-ho, you're tricky.

COMMENTS

that's our girl, sharp as a tack!
Meg 08.29.05 - 12:44 pm

Which end of the tack?
Josh 08.29.05 - 5:22 pm

joey, this is a request to stop alluding to the threesomes, just come out and say it man.
mulk 08.29.05 - 6:25 pm

Um, he already did. 8/19/05
Check it out.
duh 08.29.05 - 7:12 pm

thats not what I meant, forgive me, I forget I have to write for other people, I think its hillarious that he uses private fun as his way of describing sex.
be a man joey!! be a man!!
mulk 08.29.05 - 7:26 pm

btw joey, I have no problem with you being in a "taboo" relationship. more power to you!!!! aiieee.I am more concerned about how instead of motivating, this may make you complacent with not pursuing your dream, of acting!!
you have two hot ladies to answer now to you, It's time for you to swim boy, swim!!!
mulk 08.29.05 - 7:50 pm

Interesting, Mulk. I thank you for your concern. And you are partly right. I have been neglecting my dream of late.
Although, it's funny that this particular post has no innuendo of any kind. "Private fun" for example, appeared days ago.
And who are you Mr Duh?
Joey 08.30.05 - 1:07 am

If Mr. Duh is somebody we know, it fits the MO of Ed or possibly David, in my opinion. I can't explain why, but that's where I'd put my money.
Josh 08.30.05 - 5:09 am

I don't post under stupid pseudonyms like that, though.
Edward Carter 08.30.05 - 5:23 pm

no one thought meg or noel...
interesting
--mulk
and yes joey I am aware of that but you must remember that like you I dont always check out your blog ever single day and comment about something when I get the chance...
Anonymous 08.31.05 - 2:30 am

The punctuation could be a clue. I agree with Miguel, though. I know it's kind of a boys club 'round here so when I hear a voice of reason I am seldom surprised when it is a female voice.
Guillermo 08.31.05 - 6:15 pm

For no apparent reason, I actually thought it was Tracy. Really not sure why.
Joey 09.01.05 - 2:32 am