Surgeon General's Warning: This post may be hazardous to small children, the elderly, those with heart conditions, and republicans.
Hello, everyone. This is Admiral Smiley here. I come to you today with a heavy heart. It seems that our pervert is toying with us now. Last night a Google was detected baring the sign "Alec Baldwin Gaining Weight." This, again, comes from the January 30th post. As much as I don't understand why some miscreant would want to search for these phrases, I have decided to surrender. That's right, maggots, we are opening our gates to any and all who wish to enter. No more tight security. No more new budget with a massive built in deficit to cover a huge military.
To tell you the truth... ... YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH! He he. Sorry. That's my favorite movie, and I've always wanted to say that.
Ahem. Anyway. To tell you the truth, it's a load off my mind. I can go on vacation now for the first time since... well, ever.
And finally, to make things easier for our sick new friends to find us, here is a list of a few commonly searched pervert terms. Enjoy.
tits, cock, gang bang, blowjob, reach around, boobs, anal, golden shower, dirty sanchez, hot girl-on-girl action, fuck, shit, piss, ass, Paris Hilton, blonde, hard, barely legal, teens, tight, sex, doggie, wet, hot, naked, young, breasts, suck, donkey punch, whore, lick, porn, pornstar, amateur, juicy, stroke, striptease, bondage, babe, facial, pearl necklace, fetish, fisting, upskirt, oral, panty, shemale, threesome, voyeur, slut, "fat sweaty druids", virgin, orgy, vampire-nuns, cum, tramp, hooker, hooters, three-way, theesome, dildo, pussy, vagina, jizz, snatch, Pamela Anderson, lesbian, hardcore, softcore, orgasm...
I think that's about all I got. Did I miss any that you can see, Mr. Pervert?
So give us your tired, your horny, your S & M freaks. We'll take all comers, and terrible pun most definitely intended.
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