Corrections and Retractions
After Monday's State of the Poop address, our Lord J Knucklehead found himself inundated with angry emails and comments, and called a press conference today to apologize.
"Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen. It has come to my attention that in Monday's speech I made a terrible oversight. An oversight which brings us all here on this lovely morning for this conference. I am referring, of course, to The Queen.
In Monday's speech I laid out a few of the problems here in this great land of ours, mentioning that unemployment is at 100%, citing myself as the only actual citizen. In this statement I failed to realize that The Queen, is in fact a citizen (whether she likes it or not) and has been gainfully employed for quite some time now. This news comes as a delightful surprise, I'm sure, considering that it brings our unemployment rate down to a tidy 50%
I apologize to My Lady, and all else who were troubled by my remarks. It would appear that alcohalism is affecting the minds of our citizenry. I shall consider prohibition to curb this problem-"
At this point the press conference broke down into a state of complete chaos. Nobody seemd to like the idea of prohibition in The Land Of Poop, His Lordship included.
His Lordship went on to say that today he has made it his mission to find jobs for that remaining 50% And he bid a quick and curt farewell, leaving to do just that.
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