Poop Shute

Moving Right Along

A play in one act... a GoogleChat act.


Ryan: have you ever hit a woman?

Me: ....never, why?

Ryan: i was just thinking of a workshop that Sambo's friend does for men where he has everyone raise their hands that knows of someone that has been abused
then he has everyone raise their hand that has abused a woman and no hands go up
it's to show that the numbers don't match those that are owning up to it
it made me start wondering if i know anyone that has hit a woman

-and since you're really violent

-and masogenistic

-i thought i should ask you

Me: right

sounds like me

good call

Ryan: always clubbin the hos

-like a pimp

-reachin back

-and such

Me: well, my violence is really equal opportunity, i actually prefer to hit midgets, cripples and old people, truth be told

Ryan: a'ight, peace

Me: ...no reaction to that?

-i thought it was pretty funny
:-)

Ryan: no... i mean, that's what we all do
right?

Disclaimer: No midgets, cripples or old people were hurt during the making of this blogpost. A cat's tail was stepped on, a giraffe was exposed to herpes and a monkey flung some poo. That is all.

COMMENTS:

I've hit a woman. And a man. And regrettably, I've lightly hit my dog in moments of peak frustration. The man's the only one who's ever hit back. I also wonder if the dog-smacking thing means I'll be a bad parent.
Vega 04.21.07 - 8:44 pm