Poop Shute

IT'S ALIVE!!

That's right folks, Family Porn Night has been resurrected yet again.

Last night a gaggle of goons came over to our place bearing various pots and pans o' goodness. Nothing like a potluck to kick off a fun night of porn watching!

We had gumbo and corn muffins and chili-mac and stir fry and lemon bars. Mmmmm.

Then we watched DOUBLE FEATURE starring SERENITY. It's a spoof on all the crappy old sci-fi/horror flicks of the early 20th century. Surprisingly, it's actually quite successful at being a spoof as well as a porn. It won a bunch of awards for... whatnot. I dunno.

Yes, this classic flick is loaded with clever and insightful dialogue like the following:

"I'm gonna give those space b*tches a blast of joy juice they won't soon forget!"

and what about:

"F*ck my intergalactic c*nt!"

Gotta love writing like that. Priceless!

There's also a scene where a general is playing with little toy army men and giving them a rallying speech and one of them is insubordinate and receives a disciplinary yelling. My description doesn't do it justice. It's fan-freaking-tastic.

Later in that same scene, the general is being humped by the space queen, Clitora, and he starts getting a little sensitive on her. I think it's pretty clear that the actor was ad-libbing. It went a little something like this:

Clitora: You like f*cking my space p*ssy? Take it! Take my space p*ssy!

General: Stay with me. Don't leave me! We need you!

Clitora: Shut up! (covers his mouth with her hand and continues to ride him)

It may not come through in text, but her demeanor as she shut him up was strange. It seemed like he was making lines up, and the actress (like the audience) felt they were ill-fitted to the scene.

Two nights in a row I say to you: Good times.