Poop Shute

So, this girl named Noel is currently stuck in Ohio on a family trip and she's bored out of her mind. I wrote her the following fairytale to cheer her up. In the days to come there will be further installments, written by Noel and myself.

Once upon a time there was a land called The Land Of Poop. In this
strangely-named land was a princess named Noel.

Noel was the fairest princess in all the land...

well, okay she was tied for "fairest" with the Princess Meg, but the
narrarator is a bit biased. :-)

So, anyway, there was this really hot princess and she was whisked away
to FarOff Lands by The Wicked Witch of Ohio. In the Land of Poop there
was much sadness at the loss of The Lady Noel. The skies clouded over,
food stopped tasting as good, the peasents stopped peasenting, and all
the farm animals learned how to fly and they all flew away... well,
all except the chickens. Apparently even with magic, chickens just
can't seem to figure out autonomous flight.

So Princess Noel was taken to these FarOff Lands in chains, and locked
up in a dark tower by the Witch. Here's where it gets good. Oh yeah,
this is where the story really takes off. I mean, WOW, this is the
good part. Are you ready? You sure? Ok. Here it comes...

...TO BE CONTINUED