A Note to The Joey Of Later TOday
You got very drunk for most of the latter half of 04/28/2005 and into the wee hours of 04/29/2005
You had fun, good times were had by all. Like a sucker you allowed your companions to drag you away from a bikini contest before it even started.
I don't envy you the headache you most likely have as you read this.
I can't tell you exactly why, but as you were saying goodbye to your playmates in the parking lot of your friendly neighborhood Rock Bottom pub you were goofing around and rolled your ankle badly. I don't envy you that ankle pain when you wake up either, because I am drunk as hell I felt that s**t...
Good to know that I still have the presence of mind to censor my f**king cussing when I am three sheets to the wind.
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IN THE NEWS TODAY Funny as hell.
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