Poop Shute

A Glove to The Face

Tonight I sent a challenge to Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. It went something like this.


Bill,

Hi. I watch your show from time to time and I'd like to challenge you to a public debate. A full scale event with rules and points and Jim Lehrer.

With all due respect, I think I can take you. I'll have a partner, I think you should too. That's why I've sent a similar email to Sean Hannity.

Please don't ignore this. I plan on making some calls and making this challenge a BIG deal.

Your Biggest Fan
Joe Moore

You should know that the "biggest fan" line is actually irony. Lots and lots of irony.

I actually do plan on making a big deal of this. I am going to contact MoveOn.org which we all know is one of Bill's favorite websites (also irony) and see if they can help me get some publicity about this.

Also, if I can manage to get Al Franken's attention, maybe I can get his help. Actually, if I do manage to get Al Franken's attention, I'm sure he'll put me on his show. Hmmm......

If you have a spare second and you know someone who knows someone who knows someone who happens to be sleeping with someone who knows someone... pass my message along.

Or, you could add another email to the pile and bug the two suggesting they take me seriously

OREILLY@FOXNEWS.COM

HANNITY@FOXNEWS.COM

If I can catch any major attention they'll have to agree, or else I win.

Then again, I am pretty sure I'll win anyway.

That's a little thing I like to call checkmate, boys and girls (not irony, true statement).