Poop Shute

I apologize to anyone who happened by here in the last eight hours or so. There was a very stupid, very short post here that I made somewhere near three am.

You see, I am an insomniac, but lately I've managed to adhere to a rough sleep schedule that almost resembles a normal human's sleep patterns. Last night shot that all to hell. I was up with my boys until almost four, and I've only just woken up now, at quarter to noon. So when I went to do my pre-bedtime blogging my brain was mush since I had been up so long. I hope I can get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight because tomorrow we're driving to Sedona at 7 am, which was my idea.

Lord J Knucklehead: Excuse me. You now what your problem is?

Joey: What the hell?! What are you doing here? You're my alter ego, we can't be in the same place at the same time! Unless... ?

Lord J Knucklehead: Unless... Yes, come on, say it. Unless you're going insane. Yes, my boy, that's what happens when you botch your sleep patterns so badly; you become mentally unstable

Joey: Damn it. Well, as long as your here, how is the Land Of Poop?

Lord J Knucklehead: Ah well, our mighty kingdom is flourishing. My efforts for employment of the 50% have yet to... OH NO YOU DON'T! I'm here to tell you what your problem is, so no changing the subject.

Joey: It was worth a shot, but I should've known you're too smart for me, Your Highness

Lord J Knucklehead: Well, thank you. Finally credit where credit is due. You know just the other day The Queen tried to convince me that... Ha ha, Very clever, boy. Now, sit down and shut your mouth or I'll duct tape it shut.

Joey: Yes sir.

Lord J Knucklehead: Good, now, what was I saying?

Joey: Um... you were saying that The Queen was looking really hot lately.

Lord J Knucklehead: Ah, yes. Boy, you know that Lady of mine has got quite a nice behind. Oh my, that was a haiku!

Joey: Well, actually-

Lord J Knucklehead:I said it was a haiku!

Joey: Yes sir.

Lord J Knucklehead: Now run along like a good boy and get some excercise.

Joey: Yes sir.