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Bizarre Beverett Blinkings

Had a couple of strange dreams this morning. The loingest and strangest involved Kim Beverett. I'm lounging in a chair dictating a letter, and she's reciting my schedule for the day. It's obvious that I'm some high-powered business guy, and she is my indespensible assistant. In the middle of our pow-wow two cell phones ring, one in my left pants pocket, and one in my right.

I answer the first phone and silently mouth to my assistant "It's Beverett" and hand her the phone. She rolls her eyes, takes the phone and puts on her fake patient voice. I quickly realize that giving her that phone was a terrible idea, so I answer the other phone, tell them to give me a second, and trade phones with her. Also, the phone I gave her was a strange butterfly shaped, barrette-looking thing, while the one I kept looked just like a normal, flip-style phone.

So now my assistant, Kim Beverett, is taking a business call, while i'm taking a personal call from...Kim Beverett. Weird.

The Kim I'm talking to is hysterically crying. I ask her to calm down and take a deep breath and tell me what's wrong.

"Did you know Mackenzie?" She asks me.

Yeah I knew her, why?"

"She killed herself. Chugged a half bottle of turpentine."

"Jesus!"

"Yeah, I'm really worried about her brothers, Ben and David."

At this point my mind wanders a bit, and I remember that the Mackenzie Keller I knew (in real life) only had a sister named Mari. I think that's just about the end of this dream.

Next dream, I'm at a party or something and there's a Dairy Queen booth, kinda like mall food-court style. I order an ice-cream, and they give me the wrong order. I go back and yell at them that this isn't what I ordered, and they completely ignore me, so I have to eat what they gave me. Then I remember being at a mall with my Dad and brother and running into and old friend from high school, Justin Mackenzie. He was taller than remember, but so was I. He was laughing jovially and had an entourage of beautiful women surrounding him as he walked past me. He noticed me and waved hello, but kept on walking. Weird, two Mackenzie's in one night. Both from my past. I wonder what the hell that all means.