Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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Fox News Continues to Win the Orwellian Villain of the World Award

I was at the gym yesterday, and Texas gym rats apparently enjoy Fox News. On the ubiquitous wall-mounted gym TV's there it was for all to "enjoy." Fox, in a move I can only assume was to further evidence their "fair and balanced" nature, was running an environmental segment, despite the fact that they have seemed to support the idea that global warming is not for real. Wow, how fair and balanced of them, one might say. But you will never guess who they got on to interview as the "green" representative.

Alicia Silverstone.

Seriously. They got an inarticulate, no-talent, has-been actress to talk about the environment? Sure that's fair and balanced. Make all those chuckleheads who really do think global warming is fiction think that we tree-huggers follow the word of Alicia Silverstone. It's a tactic designed to make us look silly and or stupid. Yes, that seems both fair and balanced to me.

Hey Fox. I got your "no spin zone" right here. (makes lewd gesture) I think you know what to do.

How the %$#@ did she land that? What Fox executive came up with her name for that story? Was it a hat full of names, and her's was the lucky one pulled out? And what is next? How many other unqualified former celebrities will be called upon to discuss larger issues? Will Howie Mandel come on to talk about the ins and outs of genetic engineering? Or maybe Corey Feldman could discuss the possibility of cold fusion.

COMMENTS:

You only hate Fox News because you hate America.
Hagler 06.01.07 - 5:08 pm

That is true, I do hate me some America, and I done hate it good!
But that Alicia Silverstone is so delightful, isn't she?
:-(
Joey 06.04.07 - 4:13 pm

Saturday, May 26, 2007

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Once again, The U.S. is the lone nut

There is a group of nations known as The Group of 8. These are eight industrialized nations, that comprise an estimated 65% of the entire world's economy. They are Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia, Britain, and the United States.

They have a yearly conference to discuss larger issues. This year's is coming up very soon. It's been announced early that one of the primary issues that will be discussed this year is a plan to cut carbon emissions worldwide by 50% over the next 43 years.

Already our government has given this plan the raspberry.

Silly Other 7, global warming is a conspiracy, created by liberal, bleeding-heart queers. It's just a tactic of evil to distract us from focusing on the peril of our own souls. You go right ahead and pump as much carbon as you like into the air, so long as you keep Jerry Falwell's ghost happy.

But seriously, what is up with this? The overwhelming mountain of data tells us that this IS a problem, and we just throw our hands up and shrug and say "sorry, it will hurt the economy." It's like we're a child and we're playing hide-n-seek with the other countries, and we think we made our way to the base. "Ha ha! I'm on base, I called the economy. My carbon emissions are untouchable. Nyah nyah!"

Sorry, it doesn't work that way.

The White House spokesperson on the environment had this to say: "All the G8 countries are committed to pursuing an agreement, we just come at it from different perspectives."

I suppose by all, she is stressing that we are included. So... what exactly is our perspective? Is it that we just don't care? Or is it that we care, just so long as we don't have to do anything besides wear a lapel pin in the shape of a stupid ribbon? And by the way, if that is the statement of our executive branch's closest approximation to an environmentalist, it brings to mind an old saying; who needs enemies, when the environment has "friends" like her?

The majority of the industrialized world is mobilizing on this (except for us, China and India, who together make up a MASSIVE percentage of the total carbon emissions) and we still won't even discuss a compromise. We won't even agree to try to move in the right direction. We rejected the Kyoto Protocol outright. We've rejected this new plan outright, without even waiting to see all the details. The plan is formulated to hit these benchmarks by 2050. Is it not reasonable to think that we could clean up our act by then without crippling our economy? To say it would undo us seems like the thinking of a pretty limited mind to me. Close-minded and short-sighted.

If we can't do it in 43 years, then explain how THESE GUYS did it already in their little brewery. They aren't crippled. They're doing very well in fact.

I know one brewery can't serve as a literal model for every other category of industry, but they are proof that we can move in the right direction and not completely sacrifice "the bottom line."

One brewery is a baby step. While Bush and his cronies get all blustery about "...but the economy this... and the economy that... blah blah blah" I continue to hope that they would at least agree to more baby steps. You can reject a rigid plan, but just give us some alternatives. If we start now, forty years worth of those steps could take us miles in the right direction.

COMMENTS:

that's right...vote with your livers and your dollars. new belgium has a tasty seasonal out called Springboard!
j-ro 05.26.07 - 11:37 pm

Hold on there buddy. The India and China component on this is crucial. For example, if the U.S. were to start taxing carbon emissions on our manufacturing plants yet India and China don't apply any environmental policy what-so-ever, then there's a huge problem.
The U.S. manufacturing industries have already been hit hard by dumping from India and China. Apparently it's kind of hard to compete with factories that use children and prisoners as slaves when you're trying to pay your employees a living wage.
The only way around this of course is to apply a huge carbon emissions tariffs on all goods being imported from India and China... which will lead to cries of protectionism and create bad relations. Although I support this idea because it will force foreign manufacturing to clean up its act not only with respect to the environment but also with respect to the grotesque labor abuses that currently exist.
Political-Economic issues are very complicated. It's easy to sit at your desk and say "THE ENVIRONMENT IS IN DANGER, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW" without understanding how something like taxing carbon emissions can lead to a huge upsets in the global economy.
therealdavid 05.28.07 - 1:48 pm

David, you've said nothing that I didn't already know. I get all that. What you're discussing would be a problem if we were to push too hard too fast into cleaning up. I'm talking about baby steps here. I again refer you to the link to NEW BELGIUM that I listed. It is possible to clean up energy use without damaging profits.
And let me be clear, I am not necessarily saying we should subscribe to any and all environmental plans that the rest of the world comes up with. I will reiterate; baby steps would do for now. But this administration would rather shake its head and walk away whenever the word "environment" gets mentioned, citing the economy as our reason.
How well do you think our economy will be doing when the sea level starts moving into cities (New Orleans), or the air is even less breathable (Phoenix and LA), or cancer numbers continue to climb all across the country?
From my perspective, using the economy as a reason for doing nothing seems wholly inappropriate. I see these baby steps that I mentioned as preventive maintenance against further damage to our economy. Maybe we should ignore the plans of other world leaders, but start SOMETHING, and start it NOW, and consistently strive towards something better. Its the only choice.
Joey 05.29.07 - 1:46 pm

Thursday, May 24, 2007

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

-Robert A. Heinlein



I've been ruminating over the great many changes in my life over the past year and a half. It's such a strange thing to me that the people that used to be so important to me are no longer a part of my life. In some cases it's because I've walked away, and in others it was their call.

I know now that it was largely the ignorance of youth, but I always just assumed that certain of those people would just always be there.

I'm feeling very isolated lately. It's a combination of many factors that is doing it. Firstly, and most obvious, I'm a thousand miles from everyone I know and love. Secondly, see the first paragraph. But beyond all that, I'm doing it to myself.

In theatre circles there is often a divide between the tech/design people and the actors. It wasn't really like that in college, but in the professional world it seems to be the case. There are always exceptions, but generally the actors stick to themselves, as do the tech people. This leaves me in a strange place. Because I am an actor, my natural affinity is to hang with them, but because I am here in the capacity of a designer I feel intimidated by that unspoken divide. Don't get me wrong, the actors are all plenty friendly to me, and I'm sure would be fine hanging out with me. But they do not invite me, and I'm not the type to invite himself.

Then there's the directors and designers. I just plain feel out of place with them. I feel like an imposter. Pretender. A wolf in designer clothing. These people all thrive on this, and think and talk in ways that show that this is who they are. As much as I enjoy sound design, this is not who I am. This pays the bills. For now.

So, as a result, I hold myself apart from both groups and generally socialize with nobody. I'm kind of okay with it for now. Last night I had an intense bout of loneliness, but it passed. I'm fine. I should use this as an opportunity to be more productive. Maybe meditate more.

For now, sound work is beckoning. Do you hear it?

"Edit me."


"Burn me to disc."

"Fetch me the eyes of twenty-five sheep!"

...I'm guessing that last one wasn't the sound work. Just a guess.


COMMENTS:

Isolation isn't so bad. Just be happy that you're traveling and that you get to add one more place on that list of places you've been.
I wouldn't be so down on the whole concept of people coming and going out of your life, or you coming and going out of their lives. To me, it would seem unnatural to expect all relationships to last forever.
In a lot of ways, holding on to the concept of maintaining a "family" of friends prevented us from living our own separate lives. Sure I miss everybody now that I'm out of Arizona, but at the same time I'm also happy to be away.
therealdavid 05.24.07 - 11:26 am

I wasn't being "down." There is no mention of any sadness in this post. I was in a good mood when I wrote it, and in fact, I still am. I am thankful for this opportunity and I love my job. The things in the post are just observations. Just me observing my current situation and my own behavior within it.
And I agree that it is unnatural to think that all relationships will last forever. You'll notice that in the post I mentioned it was the "ignorance of youth" that had me thinking that way.
Joey 05.25.07 - 5:58 pm

your quote reminded me of Emerson's The American Scholar address. Good read that. Not a an actor....but a man acting. Not a builder...but a man building...A man thinking....etc.
j-ro 05.26.07 - 11:40 pm

david. you left us all to rot in this hell hole. damn you!
j-ro 05.26.07 - 11:40 pm

Monday, May 21, 2007

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Some nights are easy. Sometimes the sleep just rolls over you like a warm and gentle wave and carries you easily to the shore of morning. Sometimes.

Not tonight.

In fact, I haven't had one of those in quite some time.

Where I am it is 3:40 am. I need to get up at 8 am. Oh well. So, for my first day on the Texas job I will be a bit groggy. Not a big deal. I'm just hoping that this phase will end soon. I spent the better part of a year insomnia free, and it seems to have reared it's ugly head once again.

Ironically, I'm currently reading a book called Power Sleep. It's based on about sixty years of sleep research and it lays out for you all the ins and outs of sleep and then gives you strategies to get better at it.

Sadly for me I'm still reading the "ins and outs" part. No new strategies yet. So, here I am, nuzzling with my old friend the PoopShute.

Tangent time. New thought.

I'm considering using these six weeks in Texas as some much needed alone time. I will try to absent myself from social life and read more and meditate more and write more. I think it's what I need right now. Who knows, maybe I'll sleep better that way.

I know that what I don't need is another summer spent drinking and playing video games and watching DVD's of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I also know I need to write more. Every day needs to see a little. The blog is good for keeping sharp, but it rarely sees anything of substance. I need to crank up some Mozart and just let the pen dance on the pages more. So much interesting stuff comes out that way.

Off to count sheep again. It's worth a try.

Monday, May 14, 2007

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Coining a new phrase. Use it. Go ahead.


Me: (singing) OH, Baby, baby don't you lose my number! 'Cause you're not anywhere that I can't find you! (end singing) Know what that is?

Kim: No. What?

Me: A Phil Collins song from ass-forever ago.

Kim: Ass-forever?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm going to start attaching ass to as many words as I can manage.

Kim: Haha. Really? I thought you wanted to cut back on the whole profanity thing.

Me: Yeah, well... if fvck is a felony then ass is really more of a misdemeanor. I'm okay with that.



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He sits at the bar dreaming. No, wait. He really is awake. Remembering then. It's funny how that can feel like dreaming. Especially with a liberal dousing of whiskey. It washes over him. Swallows him. The memory, not the whiskey. Er, well, maybe both together in some sort of beautiful and terrifying black-magic synthesis. Yeah. he liked the sound of that. He really needed to start writing this sh;t down.

He had just stubbed out his last cigarette when a woman must have walked by.
"Must have" because he was too drunk and unaware to actually see her, but he smelled her perfume. This mystery woman's perfume, that is. He caught the scent as she passed, or so he assumes. He gets these moments a lot. It could be anything these days. Usually smells. Cake frosting. Citrus. Wet pavement after a summer rain. For him, these are the moments with the beautiful and terrifying voodoo... er, what was it he said? Damn. He really did need to write this sh;t down. More and more lately these remembering moments sweep him up. These are the moments when you might as well have been dreaming, but you eventually come to find your eyes were open the whole time. Staring blindly right through the big lump sitting next to you at the bar.

"What the fvck are you looking at?"

"...huh?"

"I said-"

"Oh, uh... yeah. I heard you. Sorry."

Damn.

Friday, May 11, 2007

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Agony and Ecstasy

One of my training clients, Noah, noticed a few of my paintings in the living room today. They are all black and white and pictures of Universal Studios monsters. It was a high school project done around halloween, so I paid homage to my favorite horror film icons. There is BELA LUGOSI'S DRACULA and BORIS KARLOFF as FRANKENSTEIN's monster, and a lesser known LON CHANEY movie called LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT. They caught Noah's attention and we got to talking about painting.

Half-jokingly I mentioned that I would work on a commission basis and he jumped at the thought. He quickly mentioned that he's always wanted a mural on the ceiling of his work room. Noah is a massage therapist and his client's spend half their ninety minutes staring up at a blank ceiling. He's always liked the idea of giving them something more interesting to look at.

We started kicking around ideas, and he mentioned that he's always liked the image above by Michaelangelo. He also loves modern stuff, especially Warhol. We entertained the idea of maybe something like an interpretation of the sistene chapel piece in Warhol's style. I think that sounds like a lot of fun, and better than that it fits Noah's personality very well. His entire home is decked out in a combination of the classic and the modern. He has white marble statues right next to garishly bright-colored vases and coasters.

I leave town soon for the Texas job, but I told him that from now until I get back I will be doing research and sketches in my spare time. Hopefully by July we can get this ball rolling.

I'm very excited.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

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Suicide Genes

I'm currently rereading RED MARS by KIM STANLEY ROBINSON. In the early stages of terraforming there is a passage where he discusses the engineering of microscopic life to release on the planet's surface. The genetic engineers are careful, and plan for natural selection to cull many of their creations. They know that the vast majority of what they put out on the surface will likely not survive, and they do not want just a few to completely dominate so they install "suicide genes" into them. The idea is that when the waste products produced by the organism reach a certain concentration then the organism dies. They simply introduce a sensitivity to whatever chemicals that the organism might give off, so that when it reaches X-level it can't handle it, and has a large die off until the trigger chemicals lower back down to tolerable levels. Not suicide, strictly speaking, but it technically brings about it's own death that way.

Anyway, it got me thinking about things I've learned about similar ideas throughout history. I remember reading somewhere some theory that the world seems to have a talent for bringing itself back to balance when things get out of whack. The general theory is that whenever humanity got too big and/or densely populated there would either be a big war or a plague or maybe both. Conditions would sort of reach a critical mass point and a large percentage of the population would die off, just like within any population in the wild would do.

Accepting that as true for a moment, I wonder what happens now? I mean for us. Now the human race is clearly reaching numbers of unimaginable proportions, but what might bring it all back into balance? Another great war? While its always possible, it seems unlikely. Nuclear weapons have changed the face of conventional warfare. Everybody's finger is on a button somewhere, so not so many thousands will be tossed around for cannon fodder.

And what about plague? Yes, there are some nasty diseases out there. Some REALLY scary ones, but modern medicine has shut down so many that I am skeptical that a plague will take us down a notch. Sure, thousands may die if this bird flu thing hits the tipping point, but (just for the sake of discussion) even if any plague at all killed the entire city of New York it would amount to something around .07% of the world's population.

So, I got to thinking about all the problems we are facing as a race right now. Maybe we are setting off those suicide genes with our wastes, just like the microcosm of the Mars soil treatment. I mean, as a species we are definitely producing a serious amount of waste products, and I don't mean just bodily waste either. Toxic chemicals abound in this the Information Age. We are putting them into the water, into the ground, into the air. They are all around us. More and more often we are hearing about cancer, autism, depression, alzheimer's even A.D.D. More and more research is popping up linking all kinds of conditions to all the crap we put into ourselves and the world around us. Even milder conditions like allergies and athsma have been written up and connected to it by scientists. And then again, some of this stuff can't yet be explained at all.

In the wild, creatures who exhibited all these problems I just mentioned would simply fade away. They would not receive any kind of treatment and would likely not mate. They and their genes would be swallowed by nature's machine to make room for more of "the fittest." BUT we humans don't allow that, survival of the fittest isn't how we roll anymore. It's survival for everyone, regardless of fitness, mental or otherwise. Don't misunderstand, I'm not suggesting that we should just allow these people to die, not at all. I don't actually know what I'm suggesting. But it feels to me like the boat that allows humanity to stay afloat has been making way too many waves for way too long, and now that we're feeling the ripples coming back at us, we react by splashing around some more.

We live in a world that we have filled with us. We have filled it with our image. the Christians say God made us in his image. We've outdone him. We've remade the whole world in our own image.

I just wonder about our suicide genes.

COMMENTS:

Have you been watching Heroes? If you're in to all of these ideas you should definitely watch Heroes. I'm technically a mutant now. The cancer and the chemo and the radiation has altered a bunch of my DNA. And with the old style of bone marrow transplants, your blood DNA would always be different from the rest of your DNA. Like what you might give from a hair or cheek sample. But I'm having the new kind, where they use your own bone marrow. They still take it out of you and clean it. I wonder if a lab could tell that my bone marrow's been altered. This shit is so cool.
Vega 05.08.07 - 6:08 pm

Sunday, May 06, 2007

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Caption Contest Returns

I did this once before and it was a raging success, so I thought I'd do it again.

The idea is to look at the image I provide and come up with a humorous caption. We take controversy and turn it into comedy.

Last time it was Tom Cruise at an opening of a "church" of scientology. This time it's the ol' hammer and sickle, symbol of the former United Soviet Socialist Republic.

Oh, and last time I promised a prize. This time I mean it. For real. A real prize. Seriously.

Have fun.

COMMENTS:

"In Soviet Russia, sickle hammers you!"
Randy 05.07.07 - 10:43 am

And the whole time McCarthy didn't realize the Soviet flag was actually a blueprint for a super-advanced satellite dish...
Crohn 05.07.07 - 1:58 pm

This exclusive tablecloth can now be yours, for only 3 easy payments of $2.95!
ed 05.07.07 - 3:53 pm

"Blast you, Putin! I said I wanted a phallic symbol! Phallic! If anything, this looks kinda like a boob."
Guillermo 05.07.07 - 9:41 pm

So far G is off to an early lead.
Joey 05.08.07 - 12:38 am

Angela:
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for communism."
Joey 05.08.07 - 4:40 am

We work hard....We play hard...!
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:20 am

In memory of the limbs you lost and the fingers you hammered for communism.
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:21 am

1000 limbs lost, 10000 Commiburgers servered...
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:24 am

Hammer and sickle--it's what's for breakfast. Because there is nothing else left to eat...
(Proud to be the only and leading state-manufactured cereal for over ten years.)
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:28 am

They told us it was a hammer and sickle to honor the working poor--but it's actually a mishapen fork to remind us how hungry we are! I'LL EAT THEIR EYES OUT IF I EVER GET AHOLD OF THAT F#$@!ED UP FORK!! I'LL DINE ON YOUR TESTICLES STALIN!
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:31 am

(From a textbook.)
'In the original contest for this flag, the creator was killed for the abstract art that he called "Pointy, squarey, and roundy--a commentary on nonsensical nature of communism in the real world." They don't teach you this in school because your teachers are evil communists. '
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:40 am

Got Communism?
a.b.c. 05.11.07 - 12:53 am

A lesson learned from Natalie Green: Never get a body piercing in Eastern Europe.
Vega 05.11.07 - 10:52 am

http://thumbsnap.com/v/C4eDeW5R.jpg
Sovien - Express your uniformity with culture drive. shift_go!
Join the Evolution.
j-ro 05.17.07 - 11:03 am