Chicken Pox?!
Really?
WTF?
Apparently it's that time of year again. You know, that time of year when you've got to sacrifice a hoofed animal in the name of whatever god you pissed off.
COMMENTS:
Have you never had Chicken Pox before?
Crohn 01.22.07 - 5:22 pm
LOL...if you think his face is bad you should see his back...
Kim 01.22.07 - 8:02 pm
Awww, poor thing. I hope you are feeling at least a little better.
Bess 01.22.07 - 9:02 pm
hey! we have related diseases!
Mollie 01.23.07 - 12:20 am
Oh my god. Every single person (without exception) always responds with an incredulous asking of:
"Haven't you had it before?!"
Yes I did. A small case at the age of about 9.
Here's the thing. Though it is highly unlikely that you will get it again, it is always possible. Sometimes it can resurface as shingles, but shingles hits mostly people over the age of 50, and it tends to hit a small localized area, like just the head, or just around the waist for example. Mine is EVERYWHERE, so it is definitely full-blown chicken pox.
If you don't believe me that it's possible, ask Jon and Ryan. They both had it twice as well.
Joey 01.23.07 - 12:35 am
If chicken pox strikes you a third time, is it called turkey pox? Three strikes in a row. WOOO! Alright. Well, I had to get it out.
Ben Siemon 01.23.07 - 1:45 am
My immune system is superior to all! Bow before me and all my anti-viral anti-bacterial goodness!
Crohn 01.23.07 - 12:17 pm
TURKEY POX! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the best thing I have heard all week.
Leave it to Ben to make the best puns on earth.
Joey 01.23.07 - 2:52 pm
I heard that the rise in popularity of the vaccine is irradicating the lesser strains we all had in our youths and making way for stronger strains that we haven't already built antibodies for or some such thing. I just pretend to be a doctor...
Either way, babe, sucks for you - don't scratch and marr that pretty face, lol. *hugs* Feel better and definitely keep an eye on your temp - as I'm sure you already know how dangerous adult pox can be...much higher chance of brain damage etc.
Amber 01.24.07 - 1:05 pm
Whatever Jews you're keeping in your possession definitely need to be let go.
Are your sure that some article of clothing you own isn't made of a specified percentage of albatross feathers?
therealdavid 01.25.07 - 3:49 am
To join the chorus, I've also had it twice.
Wish I was closer, Joey. Not to take care of your sick ass, just so I could poke you with darts in your sleep. You probably wouldn't notice three or four more itchy, stingy spots on your face, but I would. I would know which spots were mine, and would laugh inside. Not outside, of course. That would arouse suspicion.
"Why are you laughing like a girl, Josh?"
"I always laugh like a girl."
"Yeah, but why are you laughing like a girl right now?"
"No, reason."
"You poked me with darts in my sleep didn't you?"
"Dammit!"
And so on.
Hagler 02.01.07 - 10:35 pm
Oh yeah, turkey pox was good. Genius, that Ben.
Hagler 02.01.07 - 10:35 pm
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