Poop Shute

Meg drives us home from the bar

Meg: Oh! I should go, I have a green arrow.

Drunk Joey: Yes. Yes, you do... have a Green Arrow... boy, what a sh*tty super hero he was.

Meg: Green Arrow?

Drunk Joey: Oh yeah.

Meg: What was his super power?

Drunk Joey: He shot arrows... really... really well.

COMMENTS:

Joey,
You'll be happy to know that I've consulted my DC Comics Encyclopedia (not kidding) and it would seem you've underrepresented our friend the Green Arrow.
There have actually been two Green Arrows: Oliver Jonas Queen (1) and Connor Hawke (II)
"[Oliver Queen] has an excellent eye for archery, [and is a] trained hand-to-hand combatant with above average strength and endurance."
But get this: Connor Hawke doesn't just shoot arrows and have above average strength, he's actually "one of the top five martial artists on earth."
Betcha didn't know that.
IN YOUR FACE.
Josh
Hagler 05.14.06 - 4:03 pm

Oh snap!
Josh Crohn 05.14.06 - 4:44 pm

HAHA. You kooky bastard, I was drunk and thought that this was funny at the time. The dialogue was spoken, and even later transcribed while under the influence. It was a B.U.I. Blogging Under the Influence.
Besides that, when I said "shitty" superhero, what I really meant to say was uninteresting superhero. MAN, was that book boring.
Joey 05.15.06 - 1:37 am

I love how Meg gets right to the heart of the matter.
Edward Carter 05.15.06 - 10:08 am

I only like asian archers, yes I'm a bogot and I don't care.
mulk 05.15.06 - 3:03 pm

wait I'm a lying, lyer, pants on fire. I enjoyed robin hood when he was a fox.
mulk 05.15.06 - 3:04 pm

You know who else was as COOL as Green Arrow? Hawkeye. He was a Marvel character who also shot arrows really well. And then Rob Liefeld went over to Image and created Shaft (not kidding) who also, get this, shot arrows really well. He also had wonderfully symmetrical curls draped heroically over his forehead and once killed a bad guy with a fountain pen by throwing the pointy end up to the second floor of the mall and hitting the guy in the chest.
I think this all explains why I can't ever remember anything important.
Hagler 05.16.06 - 10:08 pm