Bob
There is an online game called WORLD OF WARCRAFT. Some refer to it as WOW. I used to play WOW. A lot. I started a "guild" in this game called The Ten. A guild is just a fancy way of saying that a group of us online gaming dorks group ourselves together and our characters wear matching uniforms and help each other out in various ways.
In the game one of our big headquarters was called Orgrimmar. My character was Orzo, Bob was Zannicorus (or Big Z), Brian was Orphion, and Jesse Cornwell was called Melgan. Bob and I were Taurens (minotaurs), Brian was an Orc, and Jesse was Undead. Remember this as you read the following.
Today, Bob left this birthday greeting on my myspace comments:
"SWEET SASSY MALASSY. Its your Birthday. HUZAHH! The crowds in Orgrimmar gather together to see the birthday boy. Ohh... over there is that him? Blast! its only Orphion dressed up as a Tauren Shaman. That poser. Where is the man of the hour? Wait look... there... a Zepplin off course flying over Orgrimmar. It crashes into the Wind-rider tower and the helium explodes in a grand display of pyro-technics. Big Z says in squeaky voice (due to Helium). "What Ho! Person jump off the Zep Zep just as went Ka Boom." Orzo falls at blinding speeds as he kerangs towards the opening in front of the auction house. He cast his new spell he just got from an elite birthday dungeon. "Pumpf" a cushion of Jello appears on the ground as he hits. Splat! Orzo hits the Jello and it splatters all over everybody, including Melgan who thought he was too skinny and could dodge it. Ahh... there's nothing like rotting flesh and Jello to make a great party. All of Orgrimmar sang the traditional Birthday Song and praised Orzo for a day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
O'Captain My Captain. May Though Have An Incredible Birthday."
Best birthday card EVER!
COMMENTS:
hey now, happy birthday
therealdavid 05.03.06 - 4:12 pm
Helium is usually non-reactive, but I'm assuming this was magical exploding helium.
Guillermo 05.04.06 - 5:20 am
Usually? Not always? Are there some exceptions that I don't know about?
Joey 05.09.06 - 9:44 pm
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