Tuesday, October 11, 2005

To those of you who made it to my Bachelor Party, I thank you for a great time. To those of you who couldn't make it, I point and laugh. Mainly because you missed a lot of fun, and the sight of me more wasted than I have ever been in my life.

Also, a special shout goes out to Paul North and Luke Taylor. Paul's spirit was willing, but the flesh was sleepy. And Luke bought me a drink from hundreds of miles away. Thanks guys!

Sadly the camera didn't much action. In our drunken stupor I think we forgot about it. Here's a taste:



Here's Nick getting wasted on "The Mystery Bottle." It wasn't so much a mystery really, we just called it that. It's a Dasani bottle that was emptied and refilled with a mixture of half apple vodka and half sprite. Brian and I polished most of that off between the two of us... I think that's what I remember anyway.



Now here's Nick, seconds later, forcing Ryan to partake of the sweet Mystery.




Group shot in front of The Mirage Volcano Fountain. We're all still relatively sober here.



Ah, Venus. By the time this picture was taken I had consumed quite a bit, but I was not yet at my peak. I'm not quite sure who's idea this was, but I'll assume it was mine. I do loves me some boobs. This is one of the last clear memories of the night for me. After that it all goes a little wonky.



I don't know why I took this, or why I look so confused, but I apparently also took a picture of Ryan and Brian in this same bathroom taking a leak. I'll spare you that one. I think this was at Tabu in MGM Grand.




There are quite a few pictures of "the morning after." I think josh was snapping them while Ryan, Brian and I were groaning and/or heaving our guts up. Unfortunately the camera was set to narrow focus and not wide so they all came out super blurry. In this one you can barely make out Brian throwing up in the kitchen sink.

To the best of my memory, this is what I drank on Saturday night:

1 Guiness (bottle)
3 shot apple vodka
approx. half The Mystery Bottle (about 1/3 of a liter of vodka)
1 GIGANTIC frozen margarita
1 Sam Addams (bottle)
1 long island
2 shots vodka

By the end of the night Brian and Ryan and I were the last ones standing. At about sunrise I am told that they carried me out of a second club in The MGM Grand (I don't recall a second club at all) and into a cab... and then into the motel room.

The car ride home makes for a great story. The three of us were still drunk until somewhere between noon and two pm on Sunday, and we continued heaving through most of the drive home. I had stolen the ice bucket from the motel room for my sick, and Brian and Ryan were using bags. Unfortunately for Nick, Ryan's bags didn't hold up too well. As we got out of the car at home Ryan hugged Nick and said "sorry for throwing up on you." We all laughed and I announced that when somebody has to say something like that, it's a sign of a good party.

And it godd@amn was too.

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