Poop Shute

Not too long ago I mentioned that I bought a certain movie on Ebay.

Today I received and watched this cinematic masterpiece.

I gotta tell you, if you haven't seen The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, you really owe it to yourself to track down a copy.

Now, you may asking yourself, is he being serious? Was it really that good? Or is he just being facetious? The old bait-and-switch?

Oh my god, is it bad.

It's really bad.

BUT it's not say... Battlefield Earth-bad.

Nor would I say it's Legends Of The Fall-bad.

I'd say it's more like... Jack Frost(NOT the Michael Keaton film)-bad. Or maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space-bad.

Or dare I say it...

yes, I dare: It's almost Puma Man-bad.

If you haven't seen the former list, I say good. Save yourself the headache and mind-numbing torture of two of the worst movies of our generation.

Honestly, I am widely considered somewhat of an authority on this sort of thing. Take my word on those two.

If you haven't seen the latter list, then get to it! These movies are the kind of movies that are so bad that they are actually good.

These are the types of movies that you rent on some lazy weekend with a bunch of friends. You drink a little (or a lot, as the case may be) and you heckle the hell out of them.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 used to make this into an art form.

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In retrospect, I do apologize for such a link-heavy post, but follow some of them. You might learn something?



So... uh. You're still here.

I guess you didn't buy that whole "learn something" bit, eh?

Well, uh...

OH MY GOD! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

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