Poop Shute

Slow News Day In The Land Of Poop Today.

Let's see... Lord Knucklehead has reported his pet rabbits, Matt and Shelly, are having kids... again! This will make round three for the furry couple. From all of us here at The Poop Shute Press, congratulations.

Uh...what else? Hmm...? Okay, this afternoon while out practicing military maneuvers with Private T. Ball Bat and Corporal Fred E. Bear in the bright, April sunshine, our dread Lord got a tan. Kind of... well, let's say he got some color.

Also, due to a great influx of leftover Easter eggs from neighboring lands, the average cholesteral level of our citizens has shot through the roof. Our great Lord had this to say in response to these new health issues.

"Just get drunk more. That should clean it all out good. hic!"

It appeared that he had already taken his own advice this afternoon, for after the brief press conference he staggered away from the podium, tried a pick-up line on a nearby potted plant, and then passed out face down on the floor.

Well, this reporter, for one, will not miss out on this opportunity. It's not everyday that one is given an excuse to drink excessively by royal decree.

So, that is all for now. I'm off to 4 peaks to drown my cholesteral sorrows.