Ladies and gentlemen, our Great lord has vanished. He was last seen wondering off into the desert with two of his trusty knights, Sirs Matthew and Kristoph.
They staggered off muttering things like "..in the name of Shakespeare!" and "my kingdom for a horse."
Knucklehead took with him only a bottle of water, and his copy of the complete works of Shakepeare.
Admiral Smiley had this to say: "Our Dread Lord is missing and presumed flatulent."
Lord K is survived by his teddy bear Fred, his t-ball bat, and The Lady Megueviere.
If you see this man DO NOT attempt contact on your own. Call your local authorities. After several days in the desert with only two guys and Shakespeare who knows what he is capable of.
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