Breaking News From The Front Lines!
This just in; After five consecutive days of California's infamous Meg Embargo, an accord was finally reached today between the leaders of both sides. The following is a transcript of their historic conference.
Lord J. Knucklehead: We, the free peoples of The Land Of Poop, do hereby request that you cease your moronic with-holding of our queen.
Governor Arnold: Doy-uh, what's in it for us?
Lord J. Knucklehead: (heaves a dramatic sigh, contemplates for a moment) Very well, I shall, in my infinite wisdom, balance thy budget for thee. This, and when your people inevitably turn on you as they did on The Lord Davis, I shall grant thee sanctuary in my realm. What say you to this?
Governor Arnold: You sure do talk funny.
Lord J. Knucklehead: Yes, that's wonderful, you giant child, you. Do you accept my terms?
Governor Arnold: Hold on. (whispers briefly with his chief of staff, treasurer, and wet-nurse) We have a deal.
So, as you can see, all is right again in The Land Of Poop. In other news; Lord Knucklehead himself would like to personally thank and congratulate The Lord DoBell of The Realm of The Dead on a job well done. "Many thanks to you, good sir knight, on the shiny and pretty new format."
Tune in next time when Lord Knucklehead requests the aid of good Lord Dobell and his zombie horde in all out war on California. I will have my vengeance, Schwarzenegger!
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