Poop Shute

Caption Contest Returns

I did this once before and it was a raging success, so I thought I'd do it again.

The idea is to look at the image I provide and come up with a humorous caption. We take controversy and turn it into comedy.

Last time it was Tom Cruise at an opening of a "church" of scientology. This time it's the ol' hammer and sickle, symbol of the former United Soviet Socialist Republic.

Oh, and last time I promised a prize. This time I mean it. For real. A real prize. Seriously.

Have fun.

COMMENTS:

"In Soviet Russia, sickle hammers you!"
Randy 05.07.07 - 10:43 am

And the whole time McCarthy didn't realize the Soviet flag was actually a blueprint for a super-advanced satellite dish...
Crohn 05.07.07 - 1:58 pm

This exclusive tablecloth can now be yours, for only 3 easy payments of $2.95!
ed 05.07.07 - 3:53 pm

"Blast you, Putin! I said I wanted a phallic symbol! Phallic! If anything, this looks kinda like a boob."
Guillermo 05.07.07 - 9:41 pm

So far G is off to an early lead.
Joey 05.08.07 - 12:38 am

Angela:
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for communism."
Joey 05.08.07 - 4:40 am

We work hard....We play hard...!
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:20 am

In memory of the limbs you lost and the fingers you hammered for communism.
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:21 am

1000 limbs lost, 10000 Commiburgers servered...
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:24 am

Hammer and sickle--it's what's for breakfast. Because there is nothing else left to eat...
(Proud to be the only and leading state-manufactured cereal for over ten years.)
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:28 am

They told us it was a hammer and sickle to honor the working poor--but it's actually a mishapen fork to remind us how hungry we are! I'LL EAT THEIR EYES OUT IF I EVER GET AHOLD OF THAT F#$@!ED UP FORK!! I'LL DINE ON YOUR TESTICLES STALIN!
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:31 am

(From a textbook.)
'In the original contest for this flag, the creator was killed for the abstract art that he called "Pointy, squarey, and roundy--a commentary on nonsensical nature of communism in the real world." They don't teach you this in school because your teachers are evil communists. '
j-ro 05.08.07 - 10:40 am

Got Communism?
a.b.c. 05.11.07 - 12:53 am

A lesson learned from Natalie Green: Never get a body piercing in Eastern Europe.
Vega 05.11.07 - 10:52 am

http://thumbsnap.com/v/C4eDeW5R.jpg
Sovien - Express your uniformity with culture drive. shift_go!
Join the Evolution.
j-ro 05.17.07 - 11:03 am